Post by Basile on Dec 22, 2011 0:16:53 GMT -6
| [atrb=border,0,true]You crazy snake, get your tail off of me! I'm not interested in your mistletoe! Ew, no, who would want to kiss you? No, I said! No! Now shoo! Go away! I have important business to attend to and you are being quite bothersome! Ahem. Sorry about that, folks. That silly grass snake, Sneer, seems to have gone off the deep end since her battle with that too-quick-to-evolve serperior back on route 803. She actually has it in her head that people want to kiss when she holds her tail over them, can you believe it? I've never heard of such a preposterous thing! Mistletoe or no mistletoe, I am not kissing a snake! I'd rather swim across Torrentia Lake. Wait, what? Who am I? Who am I? What do you mean, 'who am I'? Well, I never! You recognize Sneer but not me? I've never been so insulted in all my life! And here I was to give you all a chance at some really good and rare items, too! I've half a mind to just walk away and keep this stash for myself... What? Really? I can't? Well why not?! I don't care about the silly rules! Ugh! Fine! Whatever... I've just been informed that I cannot, in fact, walk away without giving away my assigned items. No, don't thank me, thank the higher ups. Sigh. As for who I am, my name is .... NO SNEER MY NAME IS NOT MR. GRUMPY BOTTOM! HONESTLY WOMAN, GET A HOLD OF THAT ADDLED BRAIN OF YOURS! Ahem. As I was saying, my name is Teirot. That's Tea-er-oh. I will flame wheel you into next week if you mispronounce it, and I'm not even kidding, so get it right. As for who I am, I am ... How shall I put this? I'm Sneer's less... flamboyant ... co-host. That silly snake has been sort of a spotlight hog lately, what with her wardrobe changes and all that, so I haven't had much air time lately. But rest assured, you won't catch me in a santa hat. Not in this lifetime! Now, where was I? Oh! Right! My items! Well, you see, I have this stash off items that I've been given to dispense to all of you in whatever form I see fit. So, I decided that, in the spirit of the Christmas season, I would hold a Christmas Contest? No, no, it's not like those silly coordinator contests, nothing like that. Rather, what I want you to do is make me a Christmas card. That's not too difficult, now is it? I want a 350 x 500 pixel image. This image can contain anything you like that is pokemon or Varaia related, so long as it is your own original work! No, I'm not asking you to hand draw everything and be brilliant artists. Rather, I'm looking for creative and entertaining cards. I need a good laugh now and again, having to work with that crazy woman all the time. I don't care if you give me colored stick figures. If that's what you're capable of doing, then go for it. As long as you do your best, I'll be happy. Include with your image a small little holiday jingle, because after all, what's a card without something on the inside? I will be doing the judging myself, and I may ask for Sneer's thoughts on the matter ... Mostly because I'm required to do so... The contest is open to anyone who has shown their face on the site in the past two weeks except for Sneer and I, so new and old members alike will have an equal chance of winning. Since I'm sure you're curious. Here's what you can win. First place will receive their choice of five Mystic Waters or the elusive Arceus Voucher. Second place will be awarded the prize that first place does not choose. All entrants who are not chosen as winners will receive five rare candy simply for participation. You have until three p.m. on December 25th, Varaia time, to get your entries into this here thread. At that time, the thread will be locked and judging will begin. So what are you waiting for? Give me my cards! Quickly now, before I 'accidentally' sneeze and turn Sneer's mistletoe to ashes... |  |
